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yo son she gave me such a good headfix that i busted a nut inside her mouth
headfix by gregarious January 3, 2006
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headflix 

Getting head while watching netflix. Be sure not to do it during a horror movie.
Jerry: Oh god, my girl gave me the best headflix last night.
Dylan: Wow, fuck I'm jealous, that's a combination of my 2 favourite things!
headflix by Taylor Carter February 11, 2012

Breaking the Ice Headfirst 

Turning an awkward situation into an even more awkward one
Peter was breaking the ice headfirst when he started talking to the girls about his rashes

sliding into home headfirst 

performing oral sex
Joe had such a great time - all night he was sliding into home headfirst.

headfirst for halos 

1. Song by My Chemical Romance, off of their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love."

2. Falling, usually headfirst, in which the person is seriously injured or just really shaken up (halos, in this sense, being "death" or "near-death").
1. person one: "wow, i love my chemical romance, 'headfirst for halos' is definitely their best song!"
person two: "i know, right?"

2. person one: "hey man, did you hear about nick?"
person two: "no, what happened?"
person one: "aww, he totally went headfirst for halos; he fell through a window. he's in the hospital, but he's gonna be ok."

or:
person one: *doesn't watch where they are going* oh shit, why didn't you warn me about those stairs? i almost went headfirst for halos there."
headfirst for halos by Jane Eyre August 1, 2007

Jimmy Headrix 

Flipping and playing the guitar behind your head( Jimmy Hendrix style), while a female gives you head.
While Playing the guitar my girlfriend gave me the best Jimmy Headrix in the Universe.
Jimmy Headrix by D Y 7 March 25, 2009

headfishing 

Similar to catfishing, this is when someone only shows themselves from the chin up, to make themselves look better than what they are, sometimes used with a heavy filter of some sort.
Person 1: Ayy check this shorty out.
Person 2: Damn she kinda cute, what other photos she got
Person 1: Oh wait never mind, I just seen the player build, she’s headfishing.
headfishing by AyyChillMoe May 25, 2019
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