headesk

Verb. The act of slamming your head against your desk or any hard object in front of you. Often mean to vent frustration, show frustration, or to demonstrate how frustrated you are in a conversation.

P.S. Everyone knows it's spelled with one 'D' not two.

1. *headesk* Damn IE crashed on me

2. Where is my new mouse!? I can't find it! *headesk*

3. Dude, she does this everytime! Ugh! *headesk*

by InfectedBoot July 7, 2009

headdesk

When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.

Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*

by Dotted Line August 3, 2005

headdesk

1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.

2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.

1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*

2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'

by matthew szwec September 4, 2007

*headdesk*

An expression of frustration meaning "hitting your head on a desk." (The *s signify an action.)

I'm so freaked out about this test! *headdesk*

I can't believe that he hasn't called back!! *headdesk*

by Julianne Leanth April 5, 2005

headdesk

1) The act of head butting a desk/keyboard in frustration when something on the computer freezes/takes forever to load up/generally buggers up.

2) Also done in response to a person making a stupid comment.

3) Can be done when a person sneezes and throws their heads forward onto the desk... it has been done before *whistles innocently*

Also realted to facepalm

1) Person A: I think I will go play Tetris!"
*begins to play game*
*Person A is 1 point away from beating their high score*
*computer crashes*
Person A: "WHAT!? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! WHY!?" *headdesk*

2) Person B: "Oh My God. It's stopped raining!"
Person C: *headdesk* "It stopped raining 30 minutes ago you idiot!"

3) Person C: "I think I'm going to sneeze"
*Person C sneezes and throws head forward*
*head connects with desk*

by hufwegufgweuygweugfuwegufweg June 18, 2009

Headdesk

The action of slamming your head against a desk, wall, or other hard object because of complete misfortune. Related to facepalm.

The last day before Spring Break, when our teacher said we would have the next five days to complete our assignment I headdesked at the complete stupidity of our teacher.

by Hunterjumperblonde March 28, 2009

Headskimo Bros

The Union of two bros after both having received a blowjob from the same girl.

Dick and Evan became Headskimo Bros after both receiving a blowjob from the same hoe at a party.

by Kidmescudi October 31, 2016