Headskimmer

1. Someone who only thinks about stair-skimming.
2. Someone who skims while having a head; a true savage.
3. Fan of the legendary Stair Man, often spotted in cafés.
Example: “She drifted off mid-sentence, classic headskimmer.”
Example: “He brought his Stair-Climber mug into the shower—what a headskimmer.”
Example: “He reorganized the entire café ‘for better vibes’—total headskimmer”
by headskimmer November 06, 2024
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