*headdesk*
I'm so freaked out about this test! *headdesk*
I can't believe that he hasn't called back!! *headdesk*
I can't believe that he hasn't called back!! *headdesk*
*headdesk* by Julianne Leanth April 5, 2005
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headdesk
When your head connects with your desk. Often used in online chat as an expression of frustration or disappointment.
Person 1: Does anyone know the webmaster's email address?
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*
Person 2: Wutz a wbemastr???
Person 1: ....the person who designed this website...
Person 2: o.
Person 2: Wutz a email adress??
Person 1: ..........
Person 1: *headdesk*
headdesk by Dotted Line August 3, 2005
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headdesk
1. Unification of ones forehead with a computer desk as a means to vent frustration, often forceful.
2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.
2. An expression used in IM to express ones frustration.
1. Dammit! I hate you vista! Why doesn't this work! *headdesk*
2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'
2. 'I tried to log in 3 time, but the servers down *headdesk*'
headdesk by matthew szwec September 4, 2007
headdesk
1) The act of head butting a desk/keyboard in frustration when something on the computer freezes/takes forever to load up/generally buggers up.
2) Also done in response to a person making a stupid comment.
3) Can be done when a person sneezes and throws their heads forward onto the desk... it has been done before *whistles innocently*
Also realted to facepalm
2) Also done in response to a person making a stupid comment.
3) Can be done when a person sneezes and throws their heads forward onto the desk... it has been done before *whistles innocently*
Also realted to facepalm
1) Person A: I think I will go play Tetris!"
*begins to play game*
*Person A is 1 point away from beating their high score*
*computer crashes*
Person A: "WHAT!? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! WHY!?" *headdesk*
2) Person B: "Oh My God. It's stopped raining!"
Person C: *headdesk* "It stopped raining 30 minutes ago you idiot!"
3) Person C: "I think I'm going to sneeze"
*Person C sneezes and throws head forward*
*head connects with desk*
*begins to play game*
*Person A is 1 point away from beating their high score*
*computer crashes*
Person A: "WHAT!? NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! WHY!?" *headdesk*
2) Person B: "Oh My God. It's stopped raining!"
Person C: *headdesk* "It stopped raining 30 minutes ago you idiot!"
3) Person C: "I think I'm going to sneeze"
*Person C sneezes and throws head forward*
*head connects with desk*
headdesk by hufwegufgweuygweugfuwegufweg June 18, 2009
Headdesk
The action of slamming your head against a desk, wall, or other hard object because of complete misfortune. Related to facepalm.
The last day before Spring Break, when our teacher said we would have the next five days to complete our assignment I headdesked at the complete stupidity of our teacher.
Headdesk by Hunterjumperblonde March 28, 2009
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