headcold

The act of sneezing directly after finishing filletio, giving head, forcing the seminal byproduct out of the nostrils.

She had a fit of a headcold.

headcold by CheesemooG August 6, 2009

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headcold

When a woman gives head to a guy she doesn't like, holds his load in her mouth like a chipmunk, comes back up to kiss him, but instead wraps her mouth around his nose and blows the load into his nostrils, depositing the sticky-icky into his sinus cavity.

Rachael gives mean head but if you ever cross her watch out, she gives an even meaner headcold.

headcold by Jimmy Gold December 26, 2017

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head cold

Something that always seems to happen mostly around wintertime, especially Hanukkah/Christmas/New Year's just when you've firmed up your plans to see your family and/or friends. Often caused by idiotic, careless people who don't bother to contain their sneezes and coughs in a handkerchief or shake hands with the same hand they've just sneezed and coughed into.while they're hovering around you on the bus and/or train. Usually takes three days to catch after you're exposed, and makes you feel miserable for at least five days, with sneezing, coughing, stuffy and runny nose, sometimes a headache, and weakness. Yukkkk!

I just caught a bad head cold, so I can't visit Grandma for Hanukkah.

head cold by pentozali July 1, 2008