-when head and Bedfordshire (Bedfordshire is a county in England that forms part of the East of England region) were merged together, Headfordshire was created :)
-basically yet ANOTHER euphemism for a bj
When a woman gives head to a guy she doesn't like, holds his load in her mouth like a chipmunk, comes back up to kiss him, but instead wraps her mouth around his nose and blows the load into his nostrils, depositing the sticky-icky into his sinus cavity.
Rachael gives mean head but if you ever cross her watch out, she gives an even meaner headcold.