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Head off, like a bad circumcision

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Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.
Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Head Off To Vermont 

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The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.
Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”

head off the desk 

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When you gently place your head on the desk because you cant be asked to listen in your computing class but your teacher screams HEAD OFF THE DESK!
Excuse Me! Head Off The Desk Now!

Rip your head off and shit down your neck 

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As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

took their head off 

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1) a big score in sales. 2) a profit margin collected in a transaction that is disproportionately large relative to the actual cost of the product or service.
"Gentlemen,...drinks are on Anthony tonight because once again he took their head off!",(roar in the office),"he set a new record,...15 pounds baby!!!"

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

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A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.

From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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