Urban Dictionary: Definitions by FelixTheCat11

Head Off To Vermont

The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.

Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”

by FelixTheCat11 October 20, 2018

A device that is inserted into the anus that allows the user to whistle when they fart.

I wasn’t able to whistle Dixie until I purchased my first Sphincter Cap! Now just a-listen!

by FelixTheCat11 June 16, 2021

The ability to spot a Karen from far away.

As soon as the door to the coffee shop opened, my kdar was going off. That Karen was out for blood.

by FelixTheCat11 September 11, 2021

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.

When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

by FelixTheCat11 April 23, 2018

A master of words who can turn raw ideas into masterful Urban Dictionary submissions.

“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘Toledo Hot Pocket’” barked my Editor in Queef as we brainstormed ideas.

by FelixTheCat11 June 17, 2021

One or more dingleberries (a shit-hairball) lodged on the front of a woman.

When I went down on Sheila, I gagged from her DINGLEPUSSY, but I finished the act because I’m a man.

by FelixTheCat11 December 30, 2022