"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"
"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"
"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"
"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"
"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"
by omglols1 August 7, 2009
Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.
by yes juanito yes May 25, 2015
the feeling of being drunk again after your first alcoholic drink the day after a good long night of drinking. Like when you throw a head of lettuce that is wilting slightly into a bowl of water and it perks right back up, your drunk is wilting a little from sleeping and the first drink of the day perks it right back up!
"OH MY GOD! I got so drunk last night, this bloody mary is going to totally turn me into a head of lettuce!"
by jamesonmoe September 29, 2011
"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"
"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013