head lettuce 

another name for hair

"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"

"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"

"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"

head lettuce by omglols1 August 7, 2009

free head lettuce 

Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.

TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."

free head lettuce by yes juanito yes May 26, 2015

head of lettuce 

the feeling of being drunk again after your first alcoholic drink the day after a good long night of drinking. Like when you throw a head of lettuce that is wilting slightly into a bowl of water and it perks right back up, your drunk is wilting a little from sleeping and the first drink of the day perks it right back up!

"OH MY GOD! I got so drunk last night, this bloody mary is going to totally turn me into a head of lettuce!"

head of lettuce by jamesonmoe September 29, 2011

head full of lettuce 

Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.

"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"

"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."

head full of lettuce by comeonbabylightmyfire April 9, 2013

lettuce in the head 

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

lettuce in the head by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024