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I hate head aches. ahh!

head aches by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021

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head ache

when your head hurts

i drank to much last night and woke up with a head ache

head ache by AjuntaPall August 2, 2006

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Head Ache

When you too profusely masturbate to the point of causing injury to the head of your penis.

I choked my chicken so much it gave me a head ache.

Head Ache by HEADACHEFTW August 26, 2013

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head ache

When you hold an erection for so long the tip of your penis begins to hurt or ache.

Man, I was foolin around with that girl for like 2 hours but I never got off so I got a head ache AND blue balls.

head ache by Randy Dick January 12, 2009

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Head Ache

A head ache is a hidden word for masturbating or an excuse for someone not to enter your room when you are masturbating.

P- hey dude can i come in?
K- no

P- why not?
K- i have a head ache so go away

Head Ache by Pedabear November 8, 2009

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head ache

An unfortunate affliciton of the neck and spine for both women and men which is contracted via the rhythmic motion of "giving head", hence causing "head ache"

Oh man, according to Danny Sessions, Chat Dodds couldn't have left that party without severe "head ache". You know....because of all the gobbies.

head ache by rossevan October 18, 2007

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head ache

the feeling you get pissing straight after a wank

Friend: I've got a really bad head ache
Me: Thats sick

head ache by arsmattacks September 26, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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