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Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
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Hayzel, she will stick by your side no matter what, she’s very outgoing, she seems shy but when you get to know her she’s so funny and amazing, she also has a good booty
I was upset until I saw Hayzel
I was walking down the hall and a girl called Hayzel smiled at me, that’s so Hayzel
hayzel by Hayzeleena June 9, 2018
verb: to make an attack from a perceived position of strength only to retreat when met with force, while continuing to fire blindly. Unlike cover fire, Hackelling involves firing wildly in an attempt to confuse pursuit and/or create enough frustration and collateral damage that the original target disengages.
Once it became obvious that he was outgunned, the attacker began hackelling in an effort to escape while appearing to be stronger than he was.
Hackell by Rocket75 June 21, 2020
1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.
You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.
Haskell by e*rex October 27, 2005

hankelly 

Last night i finished off a bottle of jack and hankelly'd my wife up side the the head. She bled all over my sweater and the collar of the shirt under it!
hankelly by Gertrude Kamakaze January 12, 2009

honkey haybell 

3 white people...man in front is being screwed on his feet by another man...the third person is sitting on the floor being slapped in the face while sucking on the first mans balls...
At the family reunion I caught cousin Billy and Bobby down there giving little Bettie Ann a honkey Haybell.