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Laid back and smooth. Hayel draws in the ladies better than Mr Squiggle ever drew that friggin rocket ship. Hayel's charm, smarts and general nature make him irresistible to everyone. He is known to be really really ridiculously good looking.
Was going to write an example but I am so tremendously struck by Hayel's sheer awesome beauty to create a legible sentence.
Hayel by babyhayelsmama February 3, 2010
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Arabic word :- When someone is really horny
A: i'am hayel jack come fuck me
B: gimme 1 sec , i'll give ma dick a nice cold shower
hayel by Fouad-KH February 24, 2010
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Hayel • Hayelom • Hayelee • hayelp • harel • Hamel • Havelock • Hadel • Havell • Habel

Randy Hayes 

Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!

They have done:

Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman

and soon to be TMNT!!
quotes from Randy Hayes:

Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!

Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!

Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...

I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!

Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,

these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick

Oh shit thats a seal!!!

I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...

Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?

Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?

Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!

Black power motha fu***

Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!

Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.

Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!

Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...

This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........

WTF Charles?!
Randy Hayes by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006

Anthony Hayes 

The legend of North East Ohio, this man will fuck any girl that walks even if he has a girlfriend. Doesn’t matter if her name is Gwen, Emily, or Nikki, he’s cheated with a Sarah, Molly, and even a Quesha. He won’t wear a mask in public but what do you expect from a guy who can’t wear a condom or keep a job? Antonio Vincenzo Hayes is a bad hombre.
Makayla better watch out, she might be the next victim of the evil Anthony Hayes, the original cheater of Ohio, just like his daddy, generation after generation he’ll fuck her, then fuck your life up with debt and leave you to dry alone. Ask his ex Emily or Gwen or Nikki or Tasha, or Bill or John Meluch or even his own self proclaimed sister, Samantha Joham Shamia the 3rd, she’ll tell you it all....
A beautiful girl who is secretly your best friend and can't pronounce the words coach and couch differently. She has almost ginger hair but apparently she's "blonde". You would do anything for a girl named Hayhlee because she's so unique and I'm not just talking about her name. She's really easy to talk to and you know I'm not bullshitting because I've stayed up past 3 AM in Texas time and that's 4 AM in Maine. Everyone wants to know Hayhlee because she's such a great human being.
I love Skyping with Hayhlee.
hayhlee by eazymoneywill July 24, 2015

Hateler Youth 

A group of young Trump supporter wearing Maga Hats , possibly accompanied by MagaFuck parents or Trumpeter Grandparents , Rebel flags not required but spotted occasionally.
Look at the Hateler youth chanting" build the wall"
Hateler Youth by Canute Wartooth January 22, 2019

Pool Hayes Academy 

Pool Hayes Academy is a secondary school based in the West Midlands, more specifically Willenhall. It’s full of some of the worst teachers in the world and don’t even get started on the nonce of a headteacher. The lads loved most by teachers are actual crackheads or simply are just gay. And the girls at the school either have eyebrows the size of the Pepsi roller coaster at Blackpool or none at all, there’s no in between. Quite possibly the worst school in the midlands and that’s all there is to say about that.
Ahh Pool Hayes academy. That’s shit bruv
Pool Hayes Academy by Lovely rock November 22, 2019
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