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verb: to make an attack from a perceived position of strength only to retreat when met with force, while continuing to fire blindly. Unlike cover fire, Hackelling involves firing wildly in an attempt to confuse pursuit and/or create enough frustration and collateral damage that the original target disengages.
Once it became obvious that he was outgunned, the attacker began hackelling in an effort to escape while appearing to be stronger than he was.
Hackell by Rocket75 June 21, 2020
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Eddie Haskell 

The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
Eddie Haskell by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
A short big booty girl who has lots of love to give. Loves dogs and walking around to explore
She is a dark short pretty girl. She must be a Hacelle
hacelle by Lemon head101 May 20, 2018
1 -- A general purpose, polymorphicly typed, lazy functional programming language largely based on lambda calculus.

2 -- A constant source of frustration for those who have been brainwashed by the OO paradigm.
You: How do I write a 'while' loop with Haskell?
Me: You can't, freshman.
Haskell by e*rex October 27, 2005

hankelly 

Last night i finished off a bottle of jack and hankelly'd my wife up side the the head. She bled all over my sweater and the collar of the shirt under it!
hankelly by Gertrude Kamakaze January 12, 2009
Wow! That girl is so awesome! Must be a Hakell!
Hakell by yowhatsupdawg April 22, 2011

Rooftop Haskell 

Manual sex (i.e. a handjob) in an occluded location eg a car, in the woods, or on a rooftop.
"Bunny and I fucked off to the alley for a Rooftop Haskell."
Rooftop Haskell by tchatterly July 28, 2018