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DEEP NAWF DALLAS TX #FUCCWESTPLANO

This da hood We don’t fw plano Stay yall ahh over there
CATCH ME ONA BLOCC BIH IM 5ervin
Where you from
DEEP NAWFSIDE HAVERWOOD FNDTX SHIT”
haverwood by NAWFD4LL5T0MPD0WN November 16, 2021
Words you can keep
know as “the wood”

the wood is the only remotely *ghetto* part of west plano. i say ghetto, lightly...

the wood is where rich white girls and white boys go to smoke weed.

the sesh spot for shepton high school students.
TEEN 1: hey you wanna go to haverwood to sesh?

TEEN 2: hell yeah let me call up my plug. he lives in the wood.
haverwood by cultshit1990 May 29, 2019

Tom Haverford 

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.
Tom Haverford by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010
When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.
All she could find was vaseline to jerk me off so it was a total Hazelwood.
Hazelwood by Mondak October 16, 2017

Haverford 

A coeducational liberal arts college of 1100 students located in Haverford, PA. Although not formally affiliated with any religion, Haverford was founded by Quakers, and values such as respect, tolerance, and concern for others are integral in the college community. The academic and social Honor Code, written originally and affirmed annually by the students, is a central part of Haverford. Because of the Honor Code, students are able, to a large extent, to govern themselves. Most tests are unproctored. There are few rules at Haverford that don't have to do with being respectful of others and keeping students safe. Discipline is overwhelmingly restorative rather than retributive. One can pretty much do whatever he or she wants as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. Academically, Haverford is one of the strongest colleges in the country.
Student: Haverford is sweet; everyone looks out for each other, and it's like the Amsterdam of small liberal arts schools.
Haverford by Justin T August 28, 2005

Harewood 

A large mass of suburban/inner-city land inside Southern Nanaimo used as a free range concentration camp for Drug addicts and Hookers Governed by the Hells Angels.
I just discovered by new Girlfriend is from HAREWOOD, should i get checked at the hospital?
Harewood by bad johny December 12, 2017

Haverford Middle School 

A place full of annoying, petty, lying bitches who are fake as hell.
Haverford Middle School is the worst school in delco
Haverford Middle School by Yeetyyeetq December 17, 2016
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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