Hazelwood

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When a girl gives you a handjob and uses too much lube making the inevitable cleanup a mess. Typically found with Vaseline hand jobs or other oil based lubes. Named for Joseph Hazelwood who fucked the coast of Alaska as Captain of the Exxon Valdez.

All she could find was vaseline to jerk me off so it was a total Hazelwood.

Hazelwood by Mondak October 16, 2017

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hazelwood

My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.

Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....

hazelwood by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003

Related Words

hazelwood • hazelwood elementry • hazelwood north • Will Hazelwood • harewood high five • haverwood • Hallewood • hallwood • Harewood • heselwood

Hazelwood

A very very large penis. Discovered first from a full body nude picture sent to a girl and then shared around the school or office. Must be large and a semi at around 22cm to 30 cm.

"Holy moly he has a Hazelwood and a half!!!"

Hazelwood by HOTBOD420LAD June 19, 2016

hazelwood north

hazelwood north also known as 'hazey' is a great little town on the out skirts of morwell and traralgon, but is not and never will be a part of morwell despite sharing a postcode !
it has way more class than morwell and is so much better than towns such as mirboo north and neerim south !
nothing bad or abnormal ever happens in hazey, which is why it's the perfect town.

how classy is hazelwood north, the people there must be great
woah, hazey is amazing compared to neerim south and mirboo north!

hazelwood north by daboiiz December 14, 2010

hazelwood elementry

This school is for people that need help

hazelwood elementry is were you need help

hazelwood elementry by hebegebederp January 20, 2022

Will Hazelwood

A tree who will shrink

Will hazelwood is smaller than grace

Will Hazelwood by Bugheadd October 8, 2020

haverwood

DEEP NAWF DALLAS TX #FUCCWESTPLANO

This da hood We don’t fw plano Stay yall ahh over there
CATCH ME ONA BLOCC BIH IM 5ervin

“Where you from “
“DEEP NAWFSIDE HAVERWOOD FNDTX SHIT”

haverwood by NAWFD4LL5T0MPD0WN November 16, 2021

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026