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hazelwood
My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
hazelwood by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003
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Hazelwood
A very very large penis. Discovered first from a full body nude picture sent to a girl and then shared around the school or office. Must be large and a semi at around 22cm to 30 cm.
"Holy moly he has a Hazelwood and a half!!!"
Hazelwood by HOTBOD420LAD June 19, 2016
hazelwood north
hazelwood north also known as 'hazey' is a great little town on the out skirts of morwell and traralgon, but is not and never will be a part of morwell despite sharing a postcode !
it has way more class than morwell and is so much better than towns such as mirboo north and neerim south !
nothing bad or abnormal ever happens in hazey, which is why it's the perfect town.
it has way more class than morwell and is so much better than towns such as mirboo north and neerim south !
nothing bad or abnormal ever happens in hazey, which is why it's the perfect town.
how classy is hazelwood north, the people there must be great
woah, hazey is amazing compared to neerim south and mirboo north!
woah, hazey is amazing compared to neerim south and mirboo north!
hazelwood north by daboiiz December 14, 2010
hazelwood elementry
hazelwood elementry by hebegebederp January 20, 2022
Will Hazelwood
Will Hazelwood by Bugheadd October 8, 2020
haverwood
DEEP NAWF DALLAS TX #FUCCWESTPLANO
This da hood We don’t fw plano Stay yall ahh over there
CATCH ME ONA BLOCC BIH IM 5ervin
This da hood We don’t fw plano Stay yall ahh over there
CATCH ME ONA BLOCC BIH IM 5ervin
haverwood by NAWFD4LL5T0MPD0WN November 16, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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