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My last name! Mua ha ha ha ha...... You watch out. Some day, us Hazelwoods will rule the earth! We are all the best human beings ever! Except for that Hazelwood guy who spilled all that oil tanker in the ocean, while he drunk, but that's a different story all together.
Is your last name Hazelwood? No? Then you suck! Ha ha ha ....
hazelwood by Ms. Hazelwood October 9, 2003
A very very large penis. Discovered first from a full body nude picture sent to a girl and then shared around the school or office. Must be large and a semi at around 22cm to 30 cm.
"Holy moly he has a Hazelwood and a half!!!"
Hazelwood by HOTBOD420LAD June 19, 2016

hazelwood north 

hazelwood north also known as 'hazey' is a great little town on the out skirts of morwell and traralgon, but is not and never will be a part of morwell despite sharing a postcode !
it has way more class than morwell and is so much better than towns such as mirboo north and neerim south !
nothing bad or abnormal ever happens in hazey, which is why it's the perfect town.
how classy is hazelwood north, the people there must be great
woah, hazey is amazing compared to neerim south and mirboo north!
hazelwood north by daboiiz December 14, 2010

hazelwood elementry 

This school is for people that need help
hazelwood elementry is were you need help
hazelwood elementry by hebegebederp January 20, 2022

Will Hazelwood 

Will hazelwood is smaller than grace
Will Hazelwood by Bugheadd October 8, 2020
DEEP NAWF DALLAS TX #FUCCWESTPLANO

This da hood We don’t fw plano Stay yall ahh over there
CATCH ME ONA BLOCC BIH IM 5ervin
“Where you from “
“DEEP NAWFSIDE HAVERWOOD FNDTX SHIT”
haverwood by NAWFD4LL5T0MPD0WN November 16, 2021
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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