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Hattiesburg Handgun 

receiving fellatio or a hand job and ejaculating clear over your partners head and back into their ass crack, butt hole, or vagina.
" I think I got Allison pregnant yesterday."

"Bro, what the fuck! I told you to always use a condom!"

" I didn't bang her. I shot her with the Hattiesburg Handgun."

(high five)
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Lady Hatting 

A sexual position in which you insert your head into a vagina and wear the lady like a hat.
"Can I borrow your vag-breather and vaseline I'm gonna do some lady hatting tonight."
Lady Hatting by booggerboy January 30, 2009
A beautiful young lady who is talented, smart,and very funny. She has the best sense of humor and is the life of the party. She sometimes can be a bit of a wallflower and doesn't say anything. But with the friends she does have, they love her. You do not want to make her mad.
"Look at her with her humor and all her friends. She is so awesome."
- "Well duh man- she's Hattie."
Hattie by rainbowunicorn77 April 13, 2015

Hattiesburg Potpourri 

The smell of raw sewage that hits you from Downtown Hattiesburg to I-59 at hwy 49 and beyond

The city tried for years to blame industry on the stink. Turned out it was their sewage lagoon sludge that had not been maintained by the city for 50 or 60 years.
Want to go to Turtle Creek?

No! I cannot deal with the Hattiesburg Potpourri.
Hattiesburg Potpourri by Mike T3Son November 21, 2012

hatty hattington

Hatty Hattington is from the game Battleblock Theater. Inside of the storyline, you and Hatty are on the ship called the S.S Friendship and crash apon the Theater island. You wake up to find him missing, and you go into the theater. You see Hatty Hattington being held up by two human sized cats wearing guard outfits, with another cat holding a tophat that's glowing red. The cat then goes and puts the hat on Hatty Hatting, turning him evil and having constant tears running down his face. He then flies up and finds you, of which you then run but fail. Then the game actually begins. Throughout the game you find Hatty Hattington at every gift shop above the door. He looks lifeless. At the end of the game you rescue him and you get onto the ship and it set sails again. You try to interact with him and he doesn't move, you try to give him hugs, HE FREAKING LOVES HUGS! But it doesn't work, after realizing he's dead you toss him overboard, of which the song then begins for the credits. At the end he lands at the bottom of the ocean, the tophat lands on him and a bean comes out the ocean. That is the end we know of Hatty Hattington in Battleblock Theater. He is also an unlockable character in Castle Crashers if you have both Battleblock Theater and Castle Crashers.
Hatty Hattington is the friend of all friends.
hatty hattington by End3r404 December 29, 2017

Hattie Whore 

Nomadic toothless trailer dweller that has been down through there. A ho that will gladly take anyone back down through there. Common chartristics include the inability to tell the truth,poor cigarette management, sticky fingers, sexual devency, false since of self confidence. The rural white mans answer for the "Crack Whore". An all around spunndunnuit on methandfriendomine
After that Hattie whore got me off she borrowed some money from me and stole my pipe
Hattie Whore by Leefermadness July 5, 2016
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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