hatheist

(hey-thee-ist)

A person who vocally hates on religious individuals, often criticizing such persons for being uneducated hillbillies.

Phillip: Dude, I can't believe how many people still believe in creationism. What ignorant idiots.

Lewis: Chill, man. Stop being such a freaking hatheist.

by Floodgate July 1, 2011

Hatheist

A person that does not believe in the supremacy of Harry Potter.

Kid 1: Harry Potter is so dumb, it's not even real!
Kid 2: What are you talking about, stop being such a Hatheist.

by GinnyandHermione December 23, 2009

haitheist

a philosophy where someone hates haters, also an oxymoron causing people to hate them selves
(hey-thee-ist)

Dan:joey hates haters

Alex:doesn't that make him a haitheist

Dan:yeah its one big oxymoron in itself

by sexxxybitches69 December 20, 2009

hatheism

A portmanteau of "hate" and "atheism", hatheism is a derogatory term sometimes used by theists to describe activist atheism.

Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, and Sam Harris are sometimes referred to by Christians as leaders of modern hatheism.

by Godham Sonobavitch May 25, 2014

hathiest

Someone who believes that the universe is so big and will last so long that everything that ever existed will be pointless.

Ben is a hathiest.
But what does that mean?
It means he believes the universe is too big and old for anything to matter.

by Mikenzie (Mike for short) May 19, 2018