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Hatheist 

A person that does not believe in the supremacy of Harry Potter.
Kid 1: Harry Potter is so dumb, it's not even real!
Kid 2: What are you talking about, stop being such a Hatheist.
Hatheist by GinnyandHermione December 23, 2009
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haitheist 

a philosophy where someone hates haters, also an oxymoron causing people to hate them selves
(hey-thee-ist)
Dan:joey hates haters

Alex:doesn't that make him a haitheist

Dan:yeah its one big oxymoron in itself
haitheist by sexxxybitches69 December 20, 2009
A portmanteau of "hate" and "atheism", hatheism is a derogatory term sometimes used by theists to describe activist atheism.
Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, and Sam Harris are sometimes referred to by Christians as leaders of modern hatheism.

hathiest 

Someone who believes that the universe is so big and will last so long that everything that ever existed will be pointless.
Ben is a hathiest.
But what does that mean?
It means he believes the universe is too big and old for anything to matter.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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