1. Noun - A person who gets off on having an extreme hatred or blind hatred of a person, place, or thing. They tend to hate on something with a fiery passion and excitement that one would see in the passion associated with sexual arousal, or the euphoric feeling associated with sex.
"She's got such a hate-hard-on for Sam! All she ever does is complain about how he talks in class. We all know she does it because she gets a kick out of doing it!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!