Hatchman

Named after a mixed breed of Horse Trainer from the Swamp.
Has been known for his ability in providing plenty of Country Winners to his Swamp region

Good old Swampy gets another Country winner go Hatchman

by MICKEY and SCON February 18, 2018

hutchman

the best in the world, for the best people

hutchman is amazing

by hty477 June 13, 2009

Classic Hitchman

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017

hatchmonkey

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.

How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.

by Graham November 30, 2004

Hatcmania

it means you better get the fuck get

Timmy: Son of a hatcmania

John: oh shit get back

by Bluefire892 February 25, 2021