The current anti-union force that unlike henchmen, give in to the union workers every demand. Rather than carry billy clubs they prefer to equip themselves with fresh fruit, cigarettes, and anything else they feel will make the situation more pleasant.

See that hunchman give the workers freshly cut lemons for their water??

hunchman by Call me el Jefe July 7, 2007

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Classic Hitchman

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.

James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

Classic Hitchman by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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