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hutchman 

the best in the world, for the best people
hutchman is amazing
hutchman by hty477 June 13, 2009
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Classic Hitchman 

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"

hatchmonkey 

A worker in an all night gas station. One that operates via a hatch, or window.
How about we order ten things, only one at a time. Really work that hatchmonkey. It'll be a laugh.
hatchmonkey by Graham November 30, 2004

Hatcmania 

Timmy: Son of a hatcmania

John: oh shit get back
Hatcmania by Bluefire892 February 25, 2021