1 definition by Mr.BangedYourSister

The act of stealing your friend's more impressive job title and professional identity on a night out in an effort to appear more like the alpha male you're not.
James: "Hey man, how was your night out last night?"
Brian: "Yeah good, I told a girl I worked for EY and we ended up back at her place!"
James: "Ahh The Classic Hitchman. Well played!"

Paolo: "Dude, I totally Hitchman'd my way into a threesome last night!"
Jeremy: "No way, how d'you manage that?"
Paolo: "Told them I'm worked for Morgan Stanley lol"
by Mr.BangedYourSister February 7, 2017
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