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Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water
We are Hatching this shawty
Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021
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Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.
1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."
Hatchin' Eggs by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Mr. Hitachi 

Nickname used in polite conversation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, the world's most popular vibrator and a girl's best friend.
After watching Johnny Depp in The Tourist, I am in serious need of a visit with Mr. Hitachi!
Mr. Hitachi by JettaC September 24, 2011
An abbreviation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, a personal massaging device infamous for being more commonly used as a sex toy.
A. "Those hitachis are good massagers"
B. *Looks at A suspiciously*
A. "What?"
Hitachi by chiffmonkey April 10, 2011

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin 

These two are the twins of Ouran High School Host Club. They tend to tease Tamaki Suoh and enjoy pulling pranks on other members or friends.

Generally their entire display is a forbidden love between two brothers, also known as twincest or Hitachiincest.

They were originally only prone to spending time with each other due to people never being able to tell them apart (and their parents were always too busy to pay attention to them). However, when Haruhi Fujioka came around they soon had another person to add into their little circle of trust.

They often play the "Which one is Hikaru?" game in order to stump their fellow students (the only way to tell them apart, so they think, is which way they part their hair which they change daily). However, in the anime an easier way to tell them apart is their voices.

Their trust issues originated from a maid who had worked for their parents who betrayed them. They had liked her because she would play with them, but upon stealing money from their family they caught her in the middle of the act in which she said, "No one will ever be able to tell you two apart!"

Hikaru Hitachiin is more notorious for causing trouble than his younger brother Kaoru. He also has been known to have a small crush on Haruhi Fujioka (though he does not know it, while Kaoru does).
Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin are known as "The Little Devil Type" according to Renge.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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