hatachi 

When you go to Osaka and they cook the food on the hot table thing dawg. It do be tasty.

They cooked the hatachi style

hatachi by CaptainEwok3 March 16, 2022

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water

We are Hatching this shawty

Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021

Hatchin' Eggs 

1. A way to describe walking, in reference to Pokemon Go.

2. To bail on a situation, in reference to Pokemon Go

3. People jogging, walking or biking at a speed slow enough to be registered by the Pokemon Go app GPS, while still being a faster pace than regular walking.

1. "My car broke down, I gotta hatch eggs."

2. "I'm over this music, I'm hatchin' eggs. PEACE!"

3. "I'm watching the Olympic speed walking. Man, these ladies are hatchin' mad eggs."

Hatchin' Eggs by Dalmatian Mice July 20, 2016

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

Alabama Turtle Hatching by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

Mr. Hitachi 

Nickname used in polite conversation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, the world's most popular vibrator and a girl's best friend.

After watching Johnny Depp in The Tourist, I am in serious need of a visit with Mr. Hitachi!

Mr. Hitachi by JettaC September 24, 2011

Hitachi 

An abbreviation for the Hitachi Magic Wand, a personal massaging device infamous for being more commonly used as a sex toy.

A. "Those hitachis are good massagers"
B. *Looks at A suspiciously*
A. "What?"

Hitachi by chiffmonkey April 10, 2011

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin 

These two are the twins of Ouran High School Host Club. They tend to tease Tamaki Suoh and enjoy pulling pranks on other members or friends.

Generally their entire display is a forbidden love between two brothers, also known as twincest or Hitachiincest.

They were originally only prone to spending time with each other due to people never being able to tell them apart (and their parents were always too busy to pay attention to them). However, when Haruhi Fujioka came around they soon had another person to add into their little circle of trust.

They often play the "Which one is Hikaru?" game in order to stump their fellow students (the only way to tell them apart, so they think, is which way they part their hair which they change daily). However, in the anime an easier way to tell them apart is their voices.

Their trust issues originated from a maid who had worked for their parents who betrayed them. They had liked her because she would play with them, but upon stealing money from their family they caught her in the middle of the act in which she said, "No one will ever be able to tell you two apart!"

Hikaru Hitachiin is more notorious for causing trouble than his younger brother Kaoru. He also has been known to have a small crush on Haruhi Fujioka (though he does not know it, while Kaoru does).

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin are known as "The Little Devil Type" according to Renge.

Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin by OuranFan December 31, 2009