When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.
Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."
by BlackLaceThong May 30, 2016
Get the Hat Fuck mug.A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
Get the douche hatted fuck monkey mug.One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.
Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"
Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
by CMallinson December 20, 2008
Get the Fuck-Hat mug.Not a fuck coat, or a fuck shirt, pants, or even shoes, it is infact a fuck hat:
1) you fuck the hat making it a fuck hat.
2) used as a word meaning asshole, dick, basterd, deusch bad, etc.
3) a word usually said when your high and forgotten soon after you sober up.
1) you fuck the hat making it a fuck hat.
2) used as a word meaning asshole, dick, basterd, deusch bad, etc.
3) a word usually said when your high and forgotten soon after you sober up.
1) Wheres my fuck hat?
2) Stop being such a fuck hat.
3) hMmm haha oh yeaaaa hahahaa fuck hat HAHAAHAA.
2) Stop being such a fuck hat.
3) hMmm haha oh yeaaaa hahahaa fuck hat HAHAAHAA.
by pLaYaMaGiC11 May 1, 2005
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