Fuck-Hat

One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.

Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"

by CMallinson December 20, 2008

bong envy

a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to smoke a bong that is possessed by another.

"Did you see the bong envy on Brendan's face as he was watching Clayton pull that last cone"

by CMallinson December 27, 2008