Definitions by CMallinson

bong envy 

a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to smoke a bong that is possessed by another.

"Did you see the bong envy on Brendan's face as he was watching Clayton pull that last cone"

bong envy by CMallinson December 27, 2008

Fuck-Hat

One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.

Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"

Fuck-Hat by CMallinson December 20, 2008