kindly 

A synonym for "please", used almost exclusively by Craigslist scammers.

Kindly get back to me about the shipment of the item and then I will pay you.

kindly by Kgor93 January 15, 2016

kindly revert 

Indian English for "please reply". Recurring nightmare of sysadmins and ITs dealing with Indians. Usually combined with other indianisms such as do the needful, causing a violent urge to facepalm among native English speakers. May also cause workflow disruption when the topic is about a commit.

Customer: "Dear Mr. Phelps, I have a doubt about the updation. Kindly revert."

kindly revert by HomuSaya November 25, 2017

kindly fuck off

More mean than "shut up" and a few tones lower than a straight up "fuck off". Used when someone has been being a bitch all week.

"Dude, she had been frying so much it got on my nerves. I told her to kindly fuck off."

kindly fuck off by wiggawack December 18, 2015

Kindly fuck off

A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.

Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.

Kindly fuck off by Spyan May 7, 2020

Kindly fuck off

When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.

Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.

Kindly fuck off by Anniewasia ;)) January 3, 2019

kindly go fornicate with a cactus 

an elaborate and/or fancy way to tell someone to fuck a cactus

person: Han didn't shoot first
you: kindly go fornicate with a cactus

kindly go fornicate with a cactus by randomweirdoontheinternet May 29, 2019

kindly keyin 

a pogger youtuber who makes baldi's basics mods and mobile game content

Person 1: I was watching kindly keyin and forgot to do my homework.
Person 2: Oh he's that pog youtuber?
Person 1: Ye.

kindly keyin by justagame December 10, 2021