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Naval Slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.
Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.
by W.R.Slade April 21, 2024
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Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.
Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.
by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024
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naval slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the receiver's open mouth while pulling back on the tip and releasing it, slingshotting the seamen in the condom into the back of the recipient's throat.
You going on another date with Tony?

I don’t think so, he tried to pull a naval sling shot on me.

The naval slingshot is a great way to teach your girl to swallow.
by W.R.Slade February 14, 2024
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Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”
Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
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Corn or Peas

A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.
This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!

Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
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Vagina

Cooter, scooter, scooter biscuit, ham wallet, roast beef sandwich, Arby’s, meat curtains, vertical smile, heaven’s door, coochie, kitty, pussy, cunt, clam, beaver, the pink, oval orifice, gash, axe wound, purse, baby maker, tuna pot, and fish sandwich are just a few words for vagina.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
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Mexanese

When the Chinese buffet gets so many Mexican patrons that they create cross culture dishes to cater to them.
You should try the jalapeño chicken on the buffet. It’s really good, but I don’t think it’s really Chinese.

It’s Mexanese.
by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023
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