W.R.Slade's definitions

Aigs

The white, brown, or multi colored, hard shelled, oblong byproducts of female birds, primarily chickens. Commonly known as eggs north of the Mason/Dixon line.

Darrel had aigs and bacon for breakfast.

by W.R.Slade November 4, 2023

Kentucky Cousins

Two first cousins that date each other.

I saw Jenna and Sam making out in the park last night. I thought they were cousins.

Yup, Kentucky cousins.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Family stick

When your family is so inbred that your family tree doesn’t have any branches.

Brandi realized just what she had gotten into with her new teaching position when she had her class draw their family trees and half of them were family sticks.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Gene cup

When a geographical area has nothing to offer and everybody with the ability to leave moves out. This leaves a very small dating pool for those that remain. Thus, instead having a gene pool, the area has a gene cup which leads to inbreeding.

Shane, did you ever notice there are only three last names in Davis county?

Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

African American doorbell

When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.

I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Snow Mexicans

Canadians

I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Mexanese

When the Chinese buffet gets so many Mexican patrons that they create cross culture dishes to cater to them.

You should try the jalapeño chicken on the buffet. It’s really good, but I don’t think it’s really Chinese.

It’s Mexanese.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023