W.R.Slade's definitions

Fuck it hat

When you are completely over something and have no more fucks to give, and just say “fuck it”

Ok, all but three presents under your Christmas tree look like a badger wrapped them.

Yah, after the third one I put on my fuck it hat.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Joe Bidened

To be awkwardly sniffed in an inappropriate manor.

OMG! Did you see that?? Ben just Joe Bidened Becky!!!

by W.R.Slade March 18, 2021

Gene cup

When a geographical area has nothing to offer and everybody with the ability to leave moves out. This leaves a very small dating pool for those that remain. Thus, instead having a gene pool, the area has a gene cup which leads to inbreeding.

Shane, did you ever notice there are only three last names in Davis county?

Yah, the gene cup is pretty small there. Half the kids in Brandi’s class drew a family stick when she had them draw their family trees.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Mexanese

When the Chinese buffet gets so many Mexican patrons that they create cross culture dishes to cater to them.

You should try the jalapeño chicken on the buffet. It’s really good, but I don’t think it’s really Chinese.

It’s Mexanese.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

W. R. Slade

A very obscure motion picture reference. In the movie Scent of a Woman, Al Pacino’s character Lt. Col. Frank Slade takes Charlie to the home of his brother W. R. Slade (played by Richard Venture) for a surprise visit on Thanksgiving.

W. R. Slade only appears in this one scene and is only called by name twice. First when Frank calls out for him after entering the house shouting “Willie! Oh Willie!”. Secondly when Frank introduces him to Charlie as “W. R. Slade, the original bulging briefcase man”.

My username, W. R. Slade, is such an obscure movie reference that nobody gets it.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

African American doorbell

When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.

I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

Naval Slingshot

Holding the open end of a used condom over the recipient’s open mouth, pulling back on the tip of the condom, and the releasing it, thus slingshotting the semen into the recipient’s mouth and throat.

Megan began swallowing and broke her habit of spitting after Bob Naval Slingshotted her a few times.

by W.R.Slade April 21, 2024