hasmo 

Dead school full of the worst type of kids. They think they’re really hard but unfortunately nobody knows them. Many of them must have mental illnesses because they are so unselfaware at how Neeky they are

Why are the Hasmo kids storming down Golders Green I just want to get some food ffs

hasmo by CEO of Twitter twats April 26, 2023

Haemorrhoid Buster 

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

Haemorrhoid Buster by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

Richard Hammond 

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

Richard Hammond by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

Potato hammock 

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

Potato hammock by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014

hasMods

The appropriate response when your favorite streamer humblebrags about playing Among Us with his favorite congresswoman.

Hot girl: Hasan, he's like, instead of a Greek god, he's a Turkish god.
Chat: hasMods

hasMods by Cybersyn November 10, 2020

Barbie Hammock

An absorbent item worn by a woman while she is menstruating, recovering from vaginal surgery, for lochia (post birth bleeding), abortion, or any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from a woman's vagina.

Big Lady had a very heavy period that evening and the Barbie Hammock she had borrowed from her daughters dolls house simply wasn't sufficient to plug the flow from the barn doors.. So she grabbed Dave's Ushanka hat and unceremoniously stuffed it in the stench trench in full view of the other guests..

Barbie Hammock by Drex Johnson October 23, 2012

Hamon 

A cool-ass superpower used to kill 3 burly half naked Aztec men and send the other one flying into space. It also almost killed a gay immortal vampire lord before he cut off his own damn head. It's so beast a nigga can manually break his arm to gum-gum rocket a bitch in the face without pain. Even Speedwagon is impressed.

Jojo! This is the last of my hamon! Take it from me!

This Araki Hirohiko guy uses hamon to stay young. Ain't that cool?

Hamon by Jotaro(Jojo)Kujo January 28, 2017