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your ex husband !!!

someone who is not your husband anymore .. he is now your hasbend

Hasbend by sexyscorpiochik June 18, 2011

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hasbeend

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex

The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.

hasbeend by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009

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Hasbend • hasband • hasbeend • hasbeendry • hashendri • kaeya_hasbund_ • has-been day

hasband

a term referring to a soon-to-be ex-husband; more specifically, this term celebrates his transition from "being somebody" to "being nobody"

Jane: hey! how's jim?

Sue: who cares? we're getting a divorce...he's a wack job! he's my hasband!!!!

hasband by Rebecca, Michele & Michelle June 1, 2006

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Hasband

Boyband on reunion tour OR group Frankensteined t
together with members from various boybands

When Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block went on tour as NKOTBSB, they turned two formerly popular boybands into one giant hasband.

Hasband by wbrucew December 11, 2011

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hasbeendry

The life of a person who is past his prime.

The ex-jock has been trying to cope with his hasbeendry.

hasbeendry by Hymenite September 10, 2019

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hashendri

A big loser. Very funny when drunk almost surpasses a clown. Extremely gullible and believes the most obvious and random lies. Someone who also falls and slips often needs to take care of herself.

Hashendri is such a loser.

hashendri by Madhavee November 21, 2021

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kaeya_hasbund_

VERY COOL TT MOOT THAT PLAYS GENSHIN AND IS A HUMAN

ugh i’m so jealous of kaeya_hasbund_
why cus you’re jealous of his relationship with kaeya?😹😹

kaeya_hasbund_ by someoneiguesslol January 3, 2022

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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