Hasbend

your ex husband !!!

someone who is not your husband anymore .. he is now your hasbend

by sexyscorpiochik June 18, 2011

hasbeend

An ex-husband that is a lower-life form than a wasband. wasbandex

The hasbeend called & wants to play Who Wants To Be a Jackass, again.

by @trick_or_tweet November 11, 2009

hasband

a term referring to a soon-to-be ex-husband; more specifically, this term celebrates his transition from "being somebody" to "being nobody"

Jane: hey! how's jim?

Sue: who cares? we're getting a divorce...he's a wack job! he's my hasband!!!!

by Rebecca, Michele & Michelle June 1, 2006

Hasband

Boyband on reunion tour OR group Frankensteined t
together with members from various boybands

When Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block went on tour as NKOTBSB, they turned two formerly popular boybands into one giant hasband.

by wbrucew December 11, 2011

hasbeendry

The life of a person who is past his prime.

The ex-jock has been trying to cope with his hasbeendry.

by Hymenite September 10, 2019

hashendri

A big loser. Very funny when drunk almost surpasses a clown. Extremely gullible and believes the most obvious and random lies. Someone who also falls and slips often needs to take care of herself.

Hashendri is such a loser.

by Madhavee November 21, 2021

kaeya_hasbund_

VERY COOL TT MOOT THAT PLAYS GENSHIN AND IS A HUMAN

ugh i’m so jealous of kaeya_hasbund_
why cus you’re jealous of his relationship with kaeya?😹😹

by someoneiguesslol January 3, 2022