hartled
I mentioned that I had been working on my breaststroke, and Josh hartled me and told me that he is the best swimmer he knows.
hartled by fattymattyPBP May 8, 2010
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Van Harted
When one makes a spectacular "roast" or "burn" in class. Named after the infamous deified journalist, guitarist, and teacher, Adam Van Hart.
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Typically followed by the entirety of the word exclaiming in perfect unison, "Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!"
Student: Hey, Mr. Van Hart! I think you made a mistake here.
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
Mr. Van Hart: I was just learning from your parents.
Rest of World: Ooooh, you just got Van Harted!
Van Harted by Pizza Pie December 2, 2016
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hartled • hartley • hartle • Hartlepool • hartlepool united • Harled • harted • hartley'd • Hartlee • hartleigh
Harled
I thought for sure I had the magician cornered, but I was harled when he vanished into a puff of smoke.
Harled by boogabuuga April 25, 2023
Mr Hartley
Mr Hartley by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
Hartley
An outgoing, beautiful, wise young lady who wears her heart on her sleeve. Her laugh is contagious. Her smile is sweet. Her eyes shine. A Hartley makes mistakes, but learns from them. She is a leader, not a follower. Boys practically drool over her beauty; yet she does not know how beautiful she truly is, inside and out. Her sweet/ funny/ caring/ yet sarcastic personality makes her a very likable girl. Any young man would be lucky to have a Hartley. He may not see it, but once he has her... He is never going to want her to leave. Hartleys really are amazing.
hartless
Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.
hartless by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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