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A foreign douchebag who tends to walk nude throughout his house; overall an inbred piece of shit.
Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.
hartless by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013
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Heartless Felons 

a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other
damn that group of 5 heartless felons attacked a 60 year man in a wheel chair.
Heartless Felons by lopi216 August 9, 2021
Harless people are fuckin rad
harless by Ayeeeesun62 December 20, 2016

heartless 

Somone who has never loved before, and has tryed so many times to do so. They eventually realize love is a wasted emotion.
I am heartless...
heartless by The heartless wonder. February 20, 2010

heartless wench 

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore
Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!
heartless wench by A-Schroed October 3, 2005

heartless girl 

A heartless "girl" will hurt you from time to time she will never say sorry nor give you the respect you need, she will ruin your days in order to make herself happy. no matter the consequences, you will never find true happiness in a "heartless girl" unless if she wants you then good luck!
"go on, like I care"
"you don't deserve to have life"
"that's one heartless girl "
heartless girl by HSKxMajora February 25, 2017

loud but harmless 

Quite the opposite of the popular term 'Silent but Deadly.'

Loud but Harmless is a fart that is EXTREMELY loud, but will not do any damage to your nose.
Dan: Hey guys.

Jim: Hi, *farts loudly*

Andy: Oh man, take cover!

Dan: No, Andy it's okay! There's no smell! It's a Loud but Harmless!

Andy: Oh yeah! Awesome!
loud but harmless by EpicWinzorz December 27, 2008
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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