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fecal harrassment 

When the office crowd are out having their two hour lunch, a big fat slob from shipping and receiving will take a commode shattering crap in the woman's room. It is a big no-no to take a stinky shit where the restroom is carpeted. Therefore, it is hilarious when the Human Resources Manager gags every day when she walks in there.
"I can't believe Jerome. He is going to get in trouble for fecal harrassment some day."
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A unique person who has a heart sweeter than honey but a mind that knows how to destroy you with words.
I wish I was a Harresh in this situation.
harresh by basic indian July 20, 2017

Harrasco’d 

To be harassed in a sarcastic way. Generally performed through spinning a yarn and ‘playing’ the victim.
Nathan: bro can you explain that again, I don’t get it
Will: No problem, well you see...
Pragnesh: Stop bro, you’ve just been harrasco’d
Harrasco’d by President of WMSSA October 23, 2020

Sexual Harrasshole 

A creepy and uncannily aggressive specimen, often male, who consistently mistakes his "disgusting hands, lack of tact and disrespectful jokes" for "charm". Additionally, he doesn't EVER get the hint to go away.
"Hey, let's go into that bar, it's like 5 shots for 5 bucks!"

"No way, that place is crawling with sexual harassholes. Margaret had to physically peel this greasy guys claws off of her last week, and then he got mad at HER! Total sexual harrasshole."
"Seriously"
Sexual Harrasshole by alexpardee March 28, 2010

Stextual harrassment 

Verb.

Frequent sending of unwanted and unencouraged nude photographs or photos of bodyparts via mobile phone message.
The cause of this condition is unknown but it is aggressive and moves fast.
girl meets boy, gets his number.
2 hours later

girl sends photo of her cleavage with the words "tell me to stop anytime.." He is busy and doesn't see message.
10 minutes later
Boy checks phone and has 15 photo messages , the last photo is the girl naked and spread legged in front of the mirror. Boy also has 10 hysterical, abusive and apologetic text messages between photos and 3 new voicemail.
Boy saves photos then gets restraining order on crazy bitch though he wants to fist her.

girl is serious offender of stextual harrassment and is now an internet sensation.
Stextual harrassment by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Textual Harrasment

Is defined as
A) Person who doesnt quite get that you may not need a new text every two seconds.

B) Unnecessarily lewd, crude, and generally down right gross picture message forwards that no human being should have to bear witness to.

C) As more generally associated with A.I.D.S. these are numerous late night text suggesting redevous with unwanted dweeb/swap donkey of a more druken sexual nature than what is called for in said situation.
A) Holy fricken cow, gave my number to a co-worker to keep me up to date with schedule changes now I get like 50 a day from them, if this doesn't stop gonna have to turn them into the boss for textual harrasment.

B) HOLY SH*T F&CKING BALLS, WHO IN THIER RIGHT MIND THOUGHT I NEEDED TO SEE A 500 LBS WOMAN GETTING F&CKED BY 3 MIDGETS WITH 6 MORAY EELS, NOT COOL, ONE MORE AND YOU GETTING BLOCKED FOR TEXTUAL HARRASMENT!

C) Man just cause I got so drunk one night that I thought I was gonna have to splint my pecker and broke down and boned this swap donkey 3 months ago, shes thinks she can textually harrass me now when i am sober and it will work, hell no, not even with your pecker dude.
Textual Harrasment by ben14 July 7, 2010
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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