harmston 

Usually the last name of a very stylish man, he treats his girl right and won't back down from a fight. He loves friends and family and is beyond attractive.

Damn harmston is just so damn fine

harmston by Rodcompany January 31, 2017

harston 

Person who will give to others even to the detriment of him/herself. Usually a liberal. Often found in public service jobs or charities.

When the teller opened another line, that Harston totally let me go first.

harston by Manausa March 23, 2008

Hariston 

A boy or man who is good at sports, but is not very bright. He is quiet, and sometimes is gay around other boys and men. He is a closet gay for now, but is generally nice to everyone. He is kind and loves to help others.

He was a Hariston on the field and at home.

Hariston by John Wayne II Jr August 19, 2012

Hamstonished 

What you become when you look at a big overweight woman and find her weirdly sexually attractive.

Mate 1: Hey dude, have you seen latest Lizzo's on the Tube?
Mate 2: yeah. I'm Hamstonished.

Hamstonished by Sberla May 10, 2019

Stretch Harmstrong Junior 

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.

There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.

Stretch Harmstrong Junior by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025