hariboo

The nickname you can give someone like how I gave it to my girl friend she is m favorite person she is my happiness, my world, and everything in between

So hariboo is a gummy bear company. Gummy bears are sweet just like her so the nickname hariboo pops up

I love you more hariboo

hariboo by Hoo ha October 25, 2020

hariboo

A nickname you give to the person who makes you the happiest. I gave it to the best girlfriend I could ask for she is my happiness, my everything, and everything In between. You could be having the worst day and then you see her she will make you happy in seconds. You could never stay mad at her and she will always help you be a better person.

Honestly your my everything hariboo, I love you more and you can’t change that

hariboo by Hoo ha October 25, 2020

Harbooger 

When you have an itch on the rim of your nose and when you scratch it a booger gets on your finger. You try to hide it by putting ur finger in your mouth and bit down on your nail while savoring the booger. You are confident no one saw you but if they did you will recruit your older brother to tell everyone you never have ate a booger in your life!

Tom: Jim, did you just Harbooger?!!!
Jim: No way man! There was no booger! Just scratching!! No Booger!!

Harbooger by CoonGirlLover September 15, 2016

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears 

The best-tasting super-laxative on the fucking planet. Will efficiently evacuate any fecal matter you have had in your bowels for the past five years. WARNING: MUST BE TAKEN IN SMALL DOSES. An overdose has been known to leave a 250-pound manly-man crying on the bathroom floor. Be careful.

Constipated Man: Hey, I'm plugged up. Can I get some Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears?

His Buddy: Yeah, here's a bag. Don't forget to only have a few.

Constipated Man: (Proceeds to eat entire 8-ounce bag)

TWO HOURS LATER

Constipated Man: (Laying on the floor crying) OMFG SATAN OPENED A PORTAL TO HELL IN MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears by tcp3059 May 4, 2014

Hariboner 

An erection that has arisen whilst enjoying the pleasures of haribo.

Dude, this haribo is so tasty.
Yeah man, i can see you're getting a hariboner.

Hariboner by sammm-! April 15, 2009

Haribo Roulette 

5 lbs of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummy Bears, consumed by 4 people, in a house with only 3 toilets = 1 poor soul

Neighbor: I think someone needs to call the vet, it looks like your dog is really sick.
Rusty: Actually, me & 3 co-workers were challenged to a round of Haribo Roulette. Alex lost this round & had to kimchi squat in the back yard.

Haribo Roulette by Sheikh Mehboub April 2, 2015

Haribol! 

Literally "Shout Hari!", it is not unlike the phrase "Praise the Lord" and is used in the same way, since Hari is one of the names of Krsna.

Haribol! and pass the potatoes.

Haribol! by Snakespeare October 21, 2007