hariblow

the act of melting a bag of gummy bears into a block, then wrapping it around your manhood and punishing them little gummy treats. resulting in you blowing your load, hariblow!

when jared got home with his freshly melted pack of gummy bears he decided to give them a massage with his purple headed meat monster.

Jared: "oh man... I punished those poor little bears until i had the BEST hariblow ever, it felt SOOOOO weird, ima do it again."

hariblow by BigBearLover April 7, 2011

Hariblow

The action your gastrointestinal tract takes after eating more than the recommended 15 pieces of Sugarless Haribo brand gummie bears.

Ah, man, all I ate was a handful of gummie bears and an hour later I had a serious case of the Hariblows.

Hariblow by JossKittens January 21, 2014

Hariblo Job 

A form of a blow job where gummi bears are strategically sprinkled near a man's genitals and his partner eats them while giving him head.

I'm craving some gummi bears and your penis, take off your pants so I can give you a hariblo job.

Hariblo Job by Van der Kak April 20, 2011

Hardblower 

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.

I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.

Hardblower by Hard at work September 17, 2021

Haliblowsis 

The act of giving head with bad breath.

Chad: « How was the head duder? »

Zach: « Not good man. Medical prognosis; Haliblowsis »

Haliblowsis by Dr. Incognito February 12, 2022