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hariblow

the act of melting a bag of gummy bears into a block, then wrapping it around your manhood and punishing them little gummy treats. resulting in you blowing your load, hariblow!
when jared got home with his freshly melted pack of gummy bears he decided to give them a massage with his purple headed meat monster.

Jared: "oh man... I punished those poor little bears until i had the BEST hariblow ever, it felt SOOOOO weird, ima do it again."
by BigBearLover April 7, 2011
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Hariblow

The action your gastrointestinal tract takes after eating more than the recommended 15 pieces of Sugarless Haribo brand gummie bears.
Ah, man, all I ate was a handful of gummie bears and an hour later I had a serious case of the Hariblows.
by JossKittens January 21, 2014
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Hariblo Job

A form of a blow job where gummi bears are strategically sprinkled near a man's genitals and his partner eats them while giving him head.
I'm craving some gummi bears and your penis, take off your pants so I can give you a hariblo job.
by Van der Kak April 20, 2011
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#hairblownback

you hit da weeeed so hard your hair is blown straight back all fuq'd up, no facial expression to your homies while immediately putting the stuff down, and looking for a spot anywhere to pass dafuq out
Yo this mf def a first timer #hairblownback
by BumStatusYo December 5, 2018
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Hardblower

When a boy gives a another boy a blow job and he blows the cum back in his dick and all over his balls.
I am going to give you a hardblower tonight daddy.
by Hard at work September 17, 2021
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Haliblowsis

Chad: « How was the head duder? »

Zach: « Not good man. Medical prognosis; Haliblowsis »
by Dr. Incognito February 12, 2022
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