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packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.
When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.
packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Hardware 

(Noun) Name given collectively to IV drug use paraphernalia.
Whenever, where ever Robbie kept his hardware close so that he could get one in whenever the opportunity showed itself.
Hardware by Nikki Stixx April 4, 2020

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

Ace Hardware

When a person has reached such a level of douchebaggery that they have surpassed tool, toolbag, and toolshed, they become an Ace Hardware.
Man, Frank used to be a toolbag, but now he's a freakin Ace Hardware.
Ace Hardware by SimpleMindedTed March 6, 2005

Hardware 

Hardware by I, Wreckerrr December 1, 2020

Real hardware snob 

Arrogant, spoiled (mostly upper middle class) retro gamers (aka HOARDERS) who think that everyone in the world has enough physical space to have a bunch of gaming consoles and 8 and 16 bit microcomputers in their house. These people are completely opposed to emulation (save for MAME), yet they are too dumb and arrogant to realize that not everyone can AFFORD (nor have enough room in their homes) to own a bunch of real hardware. Especially with the way the prices are today for actual physical hardware.
Jim: I'm going to download that new ZX Spectrum game and play it on my PC
Tim: Emulation...bah...I own like 12 Spectrums
Jim: Yeah, you're a spoiled rich douche, and can afford it. You are such a real hardware snob.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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