hardmax 

Improving your looks by hard surgery and BoneSmashing, even if it fucking hurts.

Marley John: Bro, looksmaxxing isn’t working for me, is it over for me??

Mogger; Just hardmaxx, fucking pussy boy inbred fuck grow up.

hardmax by Imogger December 18, 2023

Benjy Hardman

A solid geezer who roams the streets of Chesterfield with his boys. He once tried to pull a girl called Harriet Mount but got mugged off by some square headed boy. He romantically likes Libby Hayward and Abi Ward but denies all of it. Overall not a force to be reckoned with.

"Oy watch out Benjy Hardmans gonna shank ya" said JayTee

Benjy Hardman by Callum Hooley November 21, 2018

Internet hardman 

An internet hardman is someone who goes online in chat rooms, message boards and the like and insults, belittles and abuses other people. His avatar will probably be some image that gives the impression he's a hardcase, and he'll probably have some tagline like "Shut the fuck up" or "Who you dissin" or "When the master's talking you shut it". But if you were to meet this person face to face you would probably find he is either a skinny or dumpy nerd with thick glasses and his vest tucked into his skidmark-stained y-fronts, has no social life to speak of, has a relationship with a collection of porno mags and has never spoken to a girl.

"I am the Internet Hardman. You are a sad loser and an idiot".
"Fuck off back to your smelly bedroom, you no-life waste of space".

Internet hardman by Stormsworder June 23, 2009

Keyboard Hardman

Alternate version of Internet Tough Guy

when there's a guy or gal online who talks tough online, but really are wimps offline ie "there's this bloke constantly sayin on Bebo he's gonna tear me a new one but i think he's a bit of a keyboard hardman"

Keyboard Hardman by granite_sheep September 12, 2009

Erin Hardman

Avon fag dealer lady,, deletes people's Netflix accounts,, chills with the Blackburn kids,, ruins peoples netflix accounts because they change her account name,, cant take a joke

"Look at that guy over there!"

"I know right they're such an Erin Hardman they cant take a joke!"

Erin Hardman by scarlet_15x December 2, 2019

Hardman

1.A climber of mythic or heroic stature.
2. A climber who has accomplished climbs of epic difficulty or danger.
3. A climber who has survived a number of epics
4. An exceptionally tough climber.
Orginally used to describe a number of talented and tough climbers from the British Isles during the 40s and 50s. Now used to refer to a mentally and physically tough climber

John's epic first ascent of the North Face proved he was a real hardman.

Hardman by Jim Couch February 4, 2006

Jayden Hardman 

Big willy, big beanhead, big belly

Jayden Hardmans looking like a heavy kid, got the Rambo on him dont mess onto blud

Jayden Hardman by Corey's family are thots May 18, 2020