hard wood floors
a completely shaved pussy
hard wood floors by Jims friend November 26, 2007
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hard wood floor by Tracey September 17, 2003
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Hardwood floors by Stbm January 4, 2003
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Hardwood Floors by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005
hardwood floors
When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.
I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.
hardwood floors by Anonymous December 20, 2002
Hardwood Floors
"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"
Hardwood Floors by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010
Hardwood Floors
Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).
Hardwood Floors by Angel-eek January 13, 2009
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