hard wood floors

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

by Jims friend November 26, 2007

hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Hardwood floors

A clean shaved pussy

Is she a natural blonde? I don't know,she had hardwood floors.

by Stbm January 4, 2003

Hardwood Floors

A shaved vaginal area. One who likes to have brazilian wax jobs.

Does the carpet match the drapes?
No, I dont have carpet. I have hardwood floors.

by Bootsie31 August 8, 2005

hardwood floors

When a woman who has totally removed all her pubic hair. No more "carpet", so it must be hardwood floors.

I hate it when chicks have a big bush, I prefer either a landing strip or hardwood floors. Either way, she has to shave the thing.

by Anonymous December 20, 2002

Hardwood Floors

When a girl shaves her pubic area

"Hey, I was sitting next to Samaira in class. She let me put my hand down her pants, and she has hardwood floors!"

by anonymous198765 May 4, 2010

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009