Tile Foyer

The female genitalia shaved clean (hairless).

Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile foyer."

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

Tile Entryway

The female genitalia shaved clean (hairless).

Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile entryway."

by Angel-eek January 13, 2009