Definitions by Angel-eek

Hardwood Floors

Another term for the male penis (erect), particularly when contrasted with the term "carpet" or "tile floors"(referring to the female genitalia).

"I prefer hardwood floors to carpet!"(meaning the speaker prefers men instead of women)

Hardwood Floors by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

Tile Entryway 

The female genitalia shaved clean (hairless).

Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile entryway."

Tile Entryway by Angel-eek January 13, 2009

Tile Foyer 

The female genitalia shaved clean (hairless).

Person 1: "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Person 2: "I wouldn't know, I've got a tile foyer."

Tile Foyer by Angel-eek January 13, 2009