hard J 

phrase coined by the show "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" which refers to the use of the word Jew in any context that can be taken as a derogatory remark.

1.
"That jew's in for a hell of a lot of work."

"Wow, wow, cool it man."

"What? What are you talking about?"

"Dude, you just dropped a hard J."

"No man, he is of jewish descent and that is a lot of toilet paper. That is going to take a lot of time to clean up. I was thinking bout the context the whole time."

2.
When Mel Gibson is getting Sekelied he can't help but drop hard Js.

hard J by John Hubner April 2, 2007

The Hard Times of R.J. Berger 

A pretty good show. It revolves around a quirky highschool kid named R.J. Berger. He loves a hot blonde(Jenny), but a jerkface jock named Max stands in his way. His fat friend who is obsessed with- oh, just go on wikipedia or something.

TV- THE HARD TIMES OF R.J. BERGER

ME- Yes! :D

(TV)

RJ- *Jerking off*

Me- Best show ever.

The Hard Times of R.J. Berger by pedobear commandor July 5, 2011

hard jewelry 

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !

bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!

hard jewelry by lyt.jas February 25, 2020

Hard Jewelry 

Hard Jewelry is the hardest thing you could ever get, you can have big hot sweaty sex in it and it’ll still last forever. Or you could give it as a promise to someone you love dearly.

I just wore my hard jewelry once and so many hot babes came FLOCKING to me!!!

Hard Jewelry by Amazing Crocodile December 6, 2021

Hard Justice 

A Halo Machinima series made by Jon CJG, the same person who made Arby 'n' the Chief. It revolves around a good cop in a totalitarian city trying to turn the force around. It is known for tag-lines such as "Jesus Christ, Howard' and the famous Indian in the Cupboard scene.
The name is derived from the name of the special forces, the Eradication of Repulsive Evil and Corruption Team, or ERECT. Geddit? HARD justice? Haha.

Hard justice is currently in it's second season.

Hard Justice by L05 June 24, 2009

hard jeans 

When you see a beautiful woman and your dick gets hard, your jeans or pants also get hard around the groin area. It's another way of saying you just experienced a boner. A hard feeling in the jeans is a sure sign that you just saw something that you liked. This is caused by peeping on some big tits or catching a glimpse of a great ass. If the jeans are too tight, the boner may cause significant pain. The most comfortable way to wear a boner is either completely nude, totally naked, or with just a pair of lightweight baggy shorts on.

Steve: "Oh fuck, look at that fucking big-tittied blonde!"
Gary: "Shit man, she is one fine broad."
Steve: "Oh fuck, I just got hard jeans. I am envisioning slamming her right now."
Gary: "Her buttcheeks would be red when I was done with her."
Steve: "You want to meet up again tomorrow night and talk about fucking chicks?"
Gary: "Yes"

Hard Jeans can also be hard pants, hard shorts, etc.

hard jeans by John Planet December 30, 2009

hard jew 

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.

“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”

hard jew by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018