A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
by L05 July 01, 2009
The creation of a false MSN Messenger account with the purpose of pretending to be a hot chick to pull a joke on a friend by pretending to chat them up. Usually results in the object coming into school bragging about thier online achievements whilst people lulz quietly around them.
Name originates from the very first one created by school children, sexibexi@live.com.
Name originates from the very first one created by school children, sexibexi@live.com.
by L05 June 24, 2009
The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.
by L05 June 21, 2009
A Halo Machinima series made by Jon CJG, the same person who made Arby 'n' the Chief. It revolves around a good cop in a totalitarian city trying to turn the force around. It is known for tag-lines such as "Jesus Christ, Howard' and the famous Indian in the Cupboard scene.
The name is derived from the name of the special forces, the Eradication of Repulsive Evil and Corruption Team, or ERECT. Geddit? HARD justice? Haha.
The name is derived from the name of the special forces, the Eradication of Repulsive Evil and Corruption Team, or ERECT. Geddit? HARD justice? Haha.
by L05 June 24, 2009
The devil's food. Sent up from the sewers of hell itself to tempt man into consuming this spicy yet crispy yet meaty dish. With BEANS!! BEANS!!! BEANS!!!!!!!!
And thus, on the dawn of the 7th day, before engaging in rest, God created the taco. But the angel Lucifer stole the taco and took it for his own, being cast out of heaven for his crimes.
by L05 June 21, 2009
Hopping from one internal link to another on Wikipedia to get from an unrelated random article to a pre-selected article in the least amount of links you can. Usually undertaken whilst you should be engaging in other, more relevant activities.
by L05 June 17, 2009
A painful jab to the lower and side ribs with the tips of the fingers. It is advisable to bend your fingers slightly to prevent tendon tear.
Oi, there was three bullys trying to nick my money, and They all ended up on the floor in pain.
What'd you do?
Quandtz'd them.
What'd you do?
Quandtz'd them.
by L05 June 18, 2009