A simple system to describe how 'far' you have gone with a girl. It refers to bases as markers of your sexual exploits. From first base to fourth, this alliterary device explains the 'distances' of each base: Frenchie, feel, finger, f***.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
There are many phrases that go with it, such as 'Pitch Runner', which is describing when you skip a base, and Homer, which is going straight to fourth base, or sex. Run out means being stopped before getting to a base.
Obviously, there is some discrepancy, like blowjobs and handjobs obviously coming in somewhere between third and fourth.
Person 1: How far'd you get with Jenny last night?
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
Person 2: Err...well, we-
Person 1: Baseball System, man.
Person 2: (quietly) ran out before first.
by L05 July 1, 2009
Get the Baseball Systemmug. The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.
by L05 June 21, 2009
Get the Universal Theorymug. The creation of a false MSN Messenger account with the purpose of pretending to be a hot chick to pull a joke on a friend by pretending to chat them up. Usually results in the object coming into school bragging about thier online achievements whilst people lulz quietly around them.
Name originates from the very first one created by school children, sexibexi@live.com.
Name originates from the very first one created by school children, sexibexi@live.com.
by L05 June 24, 2009
Get the Sexi Beximug. A painful jab to the lower and side ribs with the tips of the fingers. It is advisable to bend your fingers slightly to prevent tendon tear.
Oi, there was three bullys trying to nick my money, and They all ended up on the floor in pain.
What'd you do?
Quandtz'd them.
What'd you do?
Quandtz'd them.
by L05 June 18, 2009
Get the Quandtzmug. Hopping from one internal link to another on Wikipedia to get from an unrelated random article to a pre-selected article in the least amount of links you can. Usually undertaken whilst you should be engaging in other, more relevant activities.
by L05 June 17, 2009
Get the Wikichainingmug. A paraniod believer in the Universal Theory addicted to postiong his eccentricities on Urban Dictionary.
L05 rules.
by L05 June 24, 2009
Get the L05mug. A global conspiracy revolving around a form of mind control acted upon teenagers by a coalition of world leaders. Use lol at your own peril.
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A lie, I tell you!!
A lie, I tell you!!
by L05 June 18, 2009
Get the Lolmug.