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Happy Fap 

When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
Happy Fap by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023

fap happy 

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.
"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."
fap happy by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

fap happy 

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent
fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts
fap happy by issaru0 February 8, 2009

happy fappy fun time 

The instance in which you masturbate and are laughing uncontrollably. Usually involving up to 10-15 people male or female.
Last Friday was a straight up Happy Fappy Fun Time

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026