Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.

Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob

Happy ending massage by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016

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happy ending massage

When you go get a massage and the person who's giving you the message ends up fucking you.

A person who fucks you instead of giving you a massage also known as a happy ending massage.

happy ending massage by Jessica rodriguez July 20, 2016

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happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

happy-ending massage by Cringey May 13, 2016

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Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob

She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...

Happy-ending massage by Little cheeto August 3, 2018

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massage with a happy ending

A [blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

massage with a happy ending by IANKLOR September 14, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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