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A wonderful song featuring cute lol- I mean fine ladies as well as having the ability to raise my PP
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) NAN KURUU NAI SAI
HAITAI~ (HAITAI) YASASHII
haitai by ayayaa ayuyuu May 15, 2018
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when you rub one out while behind the wheel of a Chinese knockoff
That Hawtai was so Smoke n' Dope.
Hawtai by Shougo June 14, 2022
hotaids actual name is alita she is a trans Minecraft streamer from Australia she is also called the Swaggiest trans female streamer out there shes on tiktok youtube twitch and more
hotaid is my favourite streamer
hotaid by nova-coco January 21, 2022
hantai is a misspelling of the word hentai which means pervert in japanese. This misspelling is often done by people who act like they don't know what hentai is. Usually these people know alot about anime, hentai porn etc, but don't want the world to know so they hide it behind pretending to be stupid. Which such a common used word on the internet... yeah right...how the heck do you misspell that?
Whenever someone is talking about their favourite anime . "Oh you guys are watching hantai... lol. Losers!!!"
hantai by aendy April 10, 2016
n. Sex in a hotel

v. Getting laid in a hotel
over the weekend, I met Nicole in room 309, and I got me some Hotail
Hotail by JP & NC April 21, 2011
Sick bastard of a math teacher that needs to be shot and mutilated...Then she needs to be hit over the head with her f*ing overhead projector and then made to eat her math book!!! And then burn her at the stake!!!!!!!!!!
Damn! Hataishi is a bithch! She must Die!!! Lynch mob!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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