hansson

The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.

Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off

by yinker November 30, 2019

Hansson

Someone that is called "Hansson" is a real legend, super strong and gets all the girls.

-Person 1 Look it's hansson he's such a legend.

-Person 2 Yeah i know I wish I was like him!

by Saners78 May 7, 2018

Hansson

It’s a great fucking lastname. People who called ”Hansson” often have a big ass. They are kind and will always be there for you.

Can you help me with the homework?
Of course I will always help you!
such an Hansson

by yourfatas October 18, 2019

william hansson

William hansson is a beatiful name with a small penis. He has a warm heart with no soul. He drives mopebil to school. His friends like him cause he nice to other people.

William hansson

by Ville fröberg December 12, 2016

arin hanson

Arin Hanson is an animator/ gamer and is a part of a YouTube channel called Game Grumps, co-starring with Danny Avidan and formerly Jon Jafari.

"Wow, Arin Hanson is such a boopin' ass guy!"

"Maybe, but Pewdiepie is cooler."

"You are officially dead to me."

by Terra Risona October 25, 2015

Todd Hanson

AKA The Silver Fox. Creator and enforcer of The Show. Takes it to the hairline regularly.

Now guys, do the damn show, and take it to the hairline... because even Chuck Norris believes in Todd Hanson.

by travis ohrn August 1, 2009

The Hanson Brothers

Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.

For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."

The Hanson Brothers brought their fuckin' toys with them.

by Pilotguy44 December 16, 2008