hanslow
to be in a position of self inflicted sexual awkwardness such as sitting in a bar with many girls who you have had sexual relationships with.
hanslow by the winston March 14, 2011
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Simon Hanslow Novel
A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.
"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
Simon Hanslow Novel by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003
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stank on the hanglow
The escence of shit or pussy(depending on the preference) on ones dick after sexual intercourse.Also a reference to another person as to the action he's gonna get.
stank on the hanglow by Roger R. August 9, 2006
Hanglow
The Hanglow is a sexual act which involves a male and a female. The female does a headstand and holds the position with the aid of a wall or other supportive structure. Once the female has taken this position, the male kneels near her head and proceeds to place his penis into her open mouth. As he inserts his penis into her mouth, he must scream, "It's TIME to BRING the DEEPS!"
All Steve wanted for his Birthday was a Hanglow. At first his girlfriend was nervous, but after she felt his power, she became addicted to the sexual act.
Hanglow by TheRealDuplicity May 12, 2011
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