to be in a position of self inflicted sexual awkwardness such as sitting in a bar with many girls who you have had sexual relationships with.
by the winston March 14, 2011
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by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003
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The escence of shit or pussy(depending on the preference) on ones dick after sexual intercourse.Also a reference to another person as to the action he's gonna get.
by Roger R. August 9, 2006
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All Steve wanted for his Birthday was a Hanglow. At first his girlfriend was nervous, but after she felt his power, she became addicted to the sexual act.
by TheRealDuplicity May 12, 2011
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by devon April 24, 2003
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