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Handy J 

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slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.
She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.
Handy J by Bojangles December 29, 2004

handy j 

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slang for a hand job
holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.
handy j by mclout4226 September 29, 2009

Handy J no LO 

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Handjob with no lotion which can often (depending on time-span) result in painful irritation and/or chafing for the recipient.

a.k.a sandpaper handy j, last resort handy j
Steve gave Jacque a Handy J no Lo in the back seat of the range rover.

When I was 13 I got a handy j no lo from mary in study hall.
Handy J no LO by deckerdialect March 12, 2009

Handy J. Blige 

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1) receiving or rendering a drama-free, no strings attached handjob. (includes no hateration, nor holleration)
I was in the back of the dancerie getting a Handy J. Blige while "Real Love" played in the background, and security wasn't even tripping
Handy J. Blige by GoJudo May 15, 2016

angry handy j 

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get hit and cussed at while getting a hand job.
angry handy j is when the bitch is smacking or telling you to fuck off while she is stroking your knob
angry handy j by hughjascox August 5, 2011

double handy J 

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when two guys sit on either side of a girl and both get a handjob at the same time.
me and my friend got a double handy j on top of the roof from a ginger while watching some fireworks. bitch has good hands, even though i only felt the right.
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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