Handmeman

A handmeman is a person that works close by a handyman. However, apposed to actually doing any actual tasks, a handmeman simply hands things to the person working.

Dad: Hey son! Could you hand me that wrench?

Son: Sure thing, Dad! I love you!

Dad: Ha ha, you're the best handmeman a man could ask for.

by TheKenzel September 6, 2011

Jeff Hanneman

The "other" guitarist from Slayer, who's actually miles better. Kerry King is awesome, but he's nothing on Jeff Hanneman. Hanneman's solos are just pure fucking awesome.

Kid who pretends to like Slayer to be cool: OMGZ KERRY KING IS LIEK TEH BEST

Proper Slayer fan: No, he's awesome, but Jeff Hanneman is better. Jeff wrote Angel of Death!

by FuckinSlayer666 July 16, 2010

Handleman

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.

Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.

by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

Jeff Hanneman

One of the legendary band Slayer's guitarists. He has been with the band since it started and can play awesome solos.

Woah jeff hanneman has alot of talent

by M3tal H3ad August 30, 2008

John Haldeman

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.

Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.

by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022

Handyman Whore

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

by Poofers February 16, 2006

Handymanning

The act of intentionally being naked or partially naked when a handyman or tradesperson arrives in order to seduce them.

"I'm handymanning the hot solar guy today when he comes later. I'm going to be sunbathing naked and see what happens"

by Hotforhandyman May 10, 2023