Handjo

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There once was a boy on a train

Who pondered the source of his pain

He desired a handjo

But misplaced his banjo

And so his dreams went down the drain

Handjo by SasquatchWithaWristwatch October 22, 2011

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handjo

An unsatisfactorily-administered handjob that does not result in an orgasm, as it does not arrive at completion.

That girl thought she was doing me a favor, but she really only gave me a handjo.

handjo by Jerky McGee September 28, 2011

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banjo handjo

It's like a regular handjob, except from your 1st cousin

I got a banjo handjo during my family reunion / Trump rally in Alabama last month

banjo handjo by Masterb8r November 15, 2016

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Banjo Handjo

A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA

Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.

Banjo Handjo by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016

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Worldwide Handsome

A title belonging to only one man in this world. A normal homosapien like you, unless you are Kim Seok Jin, will never be able to claim this title. Criteria includes: out-of-this-world confidence; broad shoulders (specifically 60 cm); must make dad jokes (what colour are burgers? Burger-ndy.); possess an angelic voice; a great dancer; Korean; oldest member of Behind The Scene (but is the secret maknae).

Win. Lose. I don't care because I have this face at the end of the day, so who's the real winner here? - Mr Worldwide handsome

You, handsome. But me? More handsome.

I'm worldwide handsome.

Worldwide Handsome by Smolmochi October 7, 2017

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worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome is Kim Seokjin from Korean boy group BTS. He has said this before on interviews during the BBMAS and after BTS had won for top social artist.

SJ: I am...worldwide handsome

worldwide handsome by Jiminie_mochi1013 June 12, 2017

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star platinum : za hando

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality

Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando

star platinum : za hando by Not_VineOG February 28, 2020

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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