A handjob while playing the banjo.
There once was a boy on a train
Who pondered the source of his pain
He desired a handjo
But misplaced his banjo
And so his dreams went down the drain
Who pondered the source of his pain
He desired a handjo
But misplaced his banjo
And so his dreams went down the drain
by SasquatchWithaWristwatch October 22, 2011
An unsatisfactorily-administered handjob that does not result in an orgasm, as it does not arrive at completion.
by Jerky McGee September 28, 2011
by Masterb8r November 15, 2016
A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA
Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.
by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016