Handjo 

A handjob while playing the banjo.

There once was a boy on a train

Who pondered the source of his pain

He desired a handjo

But misplaced his banjo

And so his dreams went down the drain

Handjo by SasquatchWithaWristwatch October 22, 2011

handjo 

An unsatisfactorily-administered handjob that does not result in an orgasm, as it does not arrive at completion.

That girl thought she was doing me a favor, but she really only gave me a handjo.

handjo by Jerky McGee September 28, 2011

banjo handjo 

It's like a regular handjob, except from your 1st cousin

I got a banjo handjo during my family reunion / Trump rally in Alabama last month

banjo handjo by Masterb8r November 15, 2016

Banjo Handjo 

A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA

Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.

Banjo Handjo by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016

Worldwide Handsome

A title belonging to only one man in this world. A normal homosapien like you, unless you are Kim Seok Jin, will never be able to claim this title. Criteria includes: out-of-this-world confidence; broad shoulders (specifically 60 cm); must make dad jokes (what colour are burgers? Burger-ndy.); possess an angelic voice; a great dancer; Korean; oldest member of Behind The Scene (but is the secret maknae).

Win. Lose. I don't care because I have this face at the end of the day, so who's the real winner here? - Mr Worldwide handsome

You, handsome. But me? More handsome.

I'm worldwide handsome.

Worldwide Handsome by Smolmochi October 7, 2017

worldwide handsome

Worldwide handsome is Kim Seokjin from Korean boy group BTS. He has said this before on interviews during the BBMAS and after BTS had won for top social artist.

SJ: I am...worldwide handsome

worldwide handsome by Jiminie_mochi1013 June 12, 2017

star platinum : za hando 

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality

Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando

star platinum : za hando by Not_VineOG February 28, 2020